Monday, November 24, 2008

Anatomy Lessons

Living in a house with two young girls has really made me wonder where they get their ideas on the male anatomy. I mean really, they are 4 and 5 and don't have a brother, they should know nothing...right?

On Halloween we were driving down the road. We passed a small truck that had a gentleman probably in his 20's driving the car. He had on a blond wig and makeup as his costume. I pointed him out to Delaney who responded, "That's a boy!"

Chuck said, "Yes, you know how you can tell? Boy's have Adam's apples," as he pointed to his.

Delaney replied," And Wieners!"

Silence, as I look at Chuck a bit dumbfounded. Delaney chimes up, "They have skulls too, that hang down." Still looking at Chuck even more confused "skulls?" Chuck whispers to me, "testiskulls!" Oh jeez.

Then there was the lesson on how daddy pees - folks, our girls have no problem walking in on us when we are trying to get a little privacy to pee - we don't invite them in, they just come. First, Delaney thought Daddy had a magic thumb that he could pee Charlotte is telling me that Daddy squeezes his shirt to pee - not that I asked, it just came up. They both think boys are gross though, and should sit down to pee.

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Nikemom said...

Conversations only get better as they grow older and the imaginations run wild about the peeper and vajaja! :)

Have a great Thanksgiving!

Lesley said...

Little sponges aren't they? Very cute though. I would spend my whole time sniggering at them.

Enjoy. And thanks for your kind words BTW.

Lesley x

Mrs Furious said...


Kid has been known to say "I can see your penis lumps" to Mr F. We've got the same lack of privacy in our bathrooms ;)

JIMSIGHT said...

TOO Funny...
I remember when Tara yelled at me one day when she was like 11 or 12 "hey daddy help, there are hairs on my heynonny" LOL..oh dear..she had like two pubic hairs that where each about 5 inches long...LOL how the heck does that happen...I laughed so hard my Testiskulls almost fell off..

Glad to hear your out of your depression a little..